Today I was texting my mom about Christmas gifts and bills and stuff. I told her I get PAID on Friday. But my autocorrect changed it to LAID. Mom’s response? “You’re getting paid for that lay. Duh.” And I respond, “Yeah Mom, I forgot to tell you that i’m a prostitute now. College is rough.” Her response is only, “You’re not charging enough.” 

This is why I love my mom. She’d love me even if I were a hooker.


Some gems starring my lovely pup, Gilbert.

ME AND MY SWEET SWEET GILBERT.

Isaac has got to be my favorite character on Teen Wolf. Well, after Stiles of course!


i love him so much. sooo much.

(Source: gyllenhaalie)

you’ll never love yourself half as much as i love you. you’ll never treat yourself right, darlin, but i want you to. if i let you know i’m here for you, maybe you’ll love yourself like i love you.
Little Things by One Direction

Why do I not live in Sweden?


sidneyraz:

espyy:

Happy, happy Monday.

You mean MANday.

Life is too good.

(Source: tastysynapse)


see, I was fine…and then this happened. o_e

All my followers are beautiful.

Just saying. Hi, followers. I love you. <3